The science bros are separated for half a year.

Times in the past.

He meets an old friend that once threw him through glass and they laughed and laughed.

...I mean Jack Harkness.

Steve is cruel.

After fighting the big metal monster in the previous thread, the venom that Steve was attacked with has left him powerless.  Tony's weirdly at a loss about this.

Metal Monsters are bad for one's blood.

Tony and Bruce are Science Bros.  With proton colliders.

Tony takes Steve to a strip club!
And then to a private island to escape possible charges for desertion.

Ouchie.